Wednesday, November 15, 2017

[Sims 4] Hot Young Things

The clubbing, soap opera type of household that I have nothing in common with. And a toddler.

Kevin and Kitten have been together for almost a year, but neither makes enough to pay the rent. Their new roommate Layla moved in after she had to take in her two nieces. As toddler Lara worms her way into everyone's hearts, Layla sees teenager Lacey poised to make many familiar mistakes. Can three young adults who've been around the block help this wild teen be responsible, or will their crazy lifestyle only spur her on? #nocc #ya #teen #toddler #BethLovesAlex
Left to Right: Kevin, Kitten, Lara, Layla, & Lacey.


Kevin Meeks [YA]
Public Enemy
Active, Argumentative, Bad Manners, Dastardly, Hot Headed, Insensitive, Materialistic
I see Kevin as treating Kitten poorly. His relationships are rocky, and he is likely to cheat at some point.

Kitten Craft [YA]
Master Mixologist
Dance Machine, Essence of Flavor, Jealous, Romantic
Kitten has actual goals. She wants to be a mixologist, and she wants to make it work with Kevin. She pins her hopes and dreams on their relationship, but she might just be disappointed.

Layla Love [YA]
Serial Romantic
Alluring, Dance Machine, Noncommittal, Romantic
Layla is tasked with raising her nieces, a job she's unsuited for. She tries to give her teenage niece advice she wishes she'd had at that age, but she's not great at making or enforcing rules. She loves going out dancing with Kitten, flirting with men, and there's a not-insignificant chance she might get involved in some Kitten-Kevin drama.

Lacey Love [Teen]
Serial Romantic
Alluring, Jealous, Romantic
Lacey loves attention from boys. She can usually wrap them around her little finger. I see her ignoring a lot of her aunt's advice.

Lara Love [Toddler]
Wild
Lara is a handful. Her big sister often helps her with the basics, like learning to walk and talk, but it's going to take more for this kid to grow up with strong positive traits.

Tuesday, November 14, 2017

[Sims 4] Book Titles for Writer Sims

Collection of book titles and descriptions for my writer Sims to pull from.  All of these are by me unless otherwise noted.

[Anger Emotion] I Hate You: Read all about why and how much you suck.  Critics agree: "This author really brings readers into the fury."
[Children's] Go To Sleep: Tiny tyrant keeping you awake?  Won't take that nap?  Try this timeless bedtime classic.
[Poetry] At the Park and Other Haikus: Children run and play, monkey bars all day, I have a headache.
[Poetry] Freeverse Sucks and Other Haikus: Freeverse poems suck, like vacuum without filter, spitting detritus.
[Poetry] Lost Leaf and Other Haikus: I see the wind whip, across the trees a banshee, snatching off one leaf.
[Poetry] The Night is Dark and Other Haikus: Darkness feeds darkness, shadows of blackness, can't find the light switch.
[Poetry] Outstanding Warrants: Car window broken, splash of yellow warning me, you cannot park here.
[Poetry] Unrealistic Expectations: Our pants are too tight, black denim won't stretch that far, we had too much pie.
[Sad Emotion] A Tree Died for This: Electronic media has overpowered printed mediums, yet you just had to murder a tree to get this paperback.
[Sad Emotion] Even Kittens Die: And when they don't, they grow up to become cats.  Kittenhood never lasts.  Never.
[Sad Emotion] I'm Bad At Everything: I am literally the worst.  I'm a hack writer, a terrible painter, a laughable musician, a poor swimmer, a rotten cook, and a weak friend.
[Sad Emotion] I'm So Disappointed: All facets of life are covered in this rich examination of the wretched human condition.
[Sad Emotion] Nobody Likes Me: Everyone hates me.  You hate me.  They hate me.  Even I hate me.  I'm stupid and smelly and gross and ugly, and I'll never have friends.
[Sad Emotion] The Sad Cow: She moos all day long, her sad sad song, 'cuz she's gonna get turned into beef.  She'll be ground into hamburger meat.  Somebody somewhere will eat her intestines with grease.
[Short Stories] OMG STFU and Other Short Stories: Among the masterful tales in this collection, "OMG Shut The Eff Up" is a stand-out award-winner.