[Sims 4] Book Titles for Writer Sims

Collection of book titles and descriptions for my writer Sims to pull from.  All of these are by me unless otherwise noted.

[Anger Emotion] I Hate You: Read all about why and how much you suck.  Critics agree: "This author really brings readers into the fury."

[Children's] Go To Sleep: Tiny tyrant keeping you awake?  Won't take that nap?  Try this timeless bedtime classic.

[Poetry] At the Park and Other Haikus: Children run and play, monkey bars all day, I have a headache.

[Poetry] Freeverse Sucks and Other Haikus: Freeverse poems suck, like vacuum without filter, spitting detritus.

[Poetry] Lost Leaf and Other Haikus: I see the wind whip, across the trees a banshee, snatching off one leaf.

[Poetry] The Night is Dark and Other Haikus: Darkness feeds darkness, shadows of blackness, can't find the light switch.

[Poetry] Outstanding Warrants: Car window broken, splash of yellow warning me, you cannot park here.

[Poetry] Unrealistic Expectations: Our pants are too tight, black denim won't stretch that far, we had too much pie.

[Sad Emotion] A Tree Died for This: Electronic media has overpowered printed mediums, yet you just had to murder a tree to get this paperback.

[Sad Emotion] Even Kittens Die: And when they don't, they grow up to become cats.  Kittenhood never lasts.  Never.

[Sad Emotion] I'm Bad At Everything: I am literally the worst.  I'm a hack writer, a terrible painter, a laughable musician, a poor swimmer, a rotten cook, and a weak friend.

[Sad Emotion] I'm So Disappointed: All facets of life are covered in this rich examination of the wretched human condition.

[Sad Emotion] Nobody Likes Me: Everyone hates me.  You hate me.  They hate me.  Even I hate me.  I'm stupid and smelly and gross and ugly, and I'll never have friends.

[Sad Emotion] The Sad Cow: She moos all day long, her sad sad song, 'cuz she's gonna get turned into beef.  She'll be ground into hamburger meat.  Somebody somewhere will eat her intestines with grease.

[Short Stories] OMG STFU and Other Short Stories: Among the masterful tales in this collection, "OMG Shut The Eff Up" is a stand-out award-winner.