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I'm building a neighborhood to populate with people I know in real life. I have a few enemies in the neighborhood. Three of those are dead and will be in my graveyard: I killed them by drowning, thirst (vampire death), and meteor (which I see as God's vengeance; which is true because I am the God of my Sims town). I would have given the vampire the Mummy's Curse, but that's not how vampires die.
I also have people I like in my graveyard, of course. I gave my granny the nicest headstone and put her with MLK Jr and Marilyn Monroe and Elvis and Einstein.
I made two of my friends into vampires because one really likes to cosplay creepy dark anime characters and she says her boyfriend is a vampire IRL.
Other creepy things include my brother skinny dipping in the public hot tub with our granny; a friend dating another friend's mother and then aunt (I had to go in and manually fix that); found something wrong with my and my husband's oven so that our Sims had half-prepared food everywhere and were starving to death; I made the showers at my local gym unreachable so I saw quite a few people on their way home trailing stench; and lastly, I gave no one vehicles so everyone in my town ended up walking or running to their destinations (unless they had a work carpool).
That's the news from Lake Simbegone for today. Where the women are athletic, the men are eye candy, and all the children aren't being taken away by social services.